Posted 3 weeks ago

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

As an English teacher, I would recommend “This Author shits the reader not” so as to retain the original message while being completely professional.

(Source: tacoposey)

Posted 4 months ago

Space Kid and their wellingtons. Got some mannequins from a friend and this happened. The wellingtons were a commission.

Posted 5 months ago

The story behind this one is that we found an Ikea Lack table that someone had thrown away, and since it was in good condition we salvaged it. Then it turned out it didn’t fir anywhere, so I spacified it and attached it to the ceiling.

And now the cat’s on the table.

Posted 7 months ago

What I want to know is how many Bros there were.

Posted 8 months ago

A Giant’s Lament

I am a giant
but I don’t complain;
once we were kings
of sort
but always hated

I guess these days
some people hate us still
but now need us too
and being slightly opressed
is easier than to opress

Give me a boon
and I’ll spare your wife
and you’ll do it
and wait for a hero
to kill me

have me run your mill
and the last thing
you would want
is to have me dead

I am a giant
but I don’t complain
once we were kings
now we are workers
and taken care
of sort

Posted 8 months ago

deep-dark-fears:

deep dark fears

These are horrible and good. Updates every (or most maybe) tuesday. You should read if you’re into this sort of thing.

Aaand I hope non-fans of finger gore have finger gore blacklisted.

Posted 9 months ago

Light to Darkness.

Might modify this a bit still, not sure yet. The inside glows in the dark, haven’t got a picture of that.Started with one of these.

Had no idea how many things you have to buy to make a proper lamp.

Posted 10 months ago

Erilaista Joulua teillekin. 

Posted 1 year ago

One day
mused the bear
I will have my kingdom back

Photo by Cloudfighter99, poem by me. 

Posted 1 year ago

This’ll be awesome.

Posted 1 year ago

DIY: Spacifying stuff

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The boots got (relatively) massive amount of attention a few days ago, and someone asked for a tutorial. Since I had no plans to make more boots (and didn’t have any spare boots to spacify anyway) I instead decided to continue with the suit and make a tutorial out of that. The process is mostly the same, differences I will mention. Put some space themed music on (a few recommendations) and let us commence!

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Posted 1 year ago

Space boots vol 2! Need I say more? Compare with our first try. I think these turned out p. nice. Made with Cajahdus, who will henceforth walk in style.

Edit: As this is getting tons of notes (as in literally a thousand during one day) again, have a link to a tutorial thingy we made.

Posted 1 year ago

theunexaminedloaf:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

rhiannon42:

theslowestdrawfag:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

I approve of this concept 100%

I want a montage in the beginning of the housewife getting ready to kick ass

She puts on her best dress, a string of pearls, does her hair taking out the curlers, puts on her most stylish flats, and the finishing touch, her engagement ring with the big diamond in it, and when they fight, they look fabulous and kick ass like they were trained by Catwoman and Harley Quinn

Lipstick the shade of the blood of my enemies

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Y Chromosome != men, but still, this would be super neat.

True, a chromosome a gender does not make, but. If you’re aiming to turn all men into zombies, hitting over 95% of the target demographic, and if only some few percents of those you got are out of the target demographic, is a pretty good result.

That being said, I would definitely buy this game and am in favor of the proposed opening cinematics. I’d also be excited to see how some people would analyze a game where men are monsters and housewives are defending against them with chainsaws.

Done well, this would be an instant cult classic.

Posted 1 year ago

So I took a picture of my arm, which I sort of spacified with some extra paint, and then proceeded to edit it a bit here and there. Might have gotten carried away. This could be better so I might do something to it in the future.

Going to space paint skin at some point in the future. Should obviously first paint skin black or dark blue.

Software used: Paint Shop Pro X.

Posted 1 year ago

koermarulk:

exspojyvaskyla:

Finnish street musicians called Neljä Ässää LIVE @ metro station, Helsinki #swag

Fuck yeah!

^